Because I must have been a really terrible person in a past life, I now have a rash/itch all over. My head itches. My ears itch. Even my mouth itches. And, in the interest of an over share, I really need to shave my legs but can’t because of this rash. That one adds insult to injury.
The derm told me he thought my rash might have been caused by an allergic reaction to medication. The only thing I took this morning was my pain meds, and BAM. It’s something I’ve taken many times before, but maybe I’ve been taking it so long that it’s built up in my system or something. I usually take it with Benadryl and this time I didn’t, so using my mad reasoning skillz, I can pretty much blame the drugs.
He called in something for me. I must say, this medication is a multi-tasker. It’s used for itching due to allergic reactions, motion sickness, anxiety, and alcohol withdrawal.
I’m almost a little afraid to take it…
It's not a bomb, it's just my hip replacement... 
Ugh. A rash sounds like a real suck fest. No for real, I poop in a bag and I’m telling you a rash blows. I know what suck looks like.
Chin up or something like that.
Oh ps. If there is one thing I know. Its pain pills. They can mega mess with you.
But if you need some suggestions…My top two choices are Dilauded and Norco. Try those suckers out. Perhaps they will get rid of the rash.
Wait…dont do dilauded if you get a rash….that stuff makes me itch through my skin, no joke, but ITS SO WORTH IT.
Are those pain meds? Lord knows the last thing I need is to itch more.
I might sound like a whacko if I call the doctor and ask for a particular drug, though. I need a sneaky way to word it… hm… suggestions?