I’m thinking it will be fun to make some hip shirts. Get it, hip? ha
But anyway, I need some funny sayings.
So far I have “My hip is worth more than your car.”
I’m drawing a total blank here! I need help! People stare at me – a lot – so I figure I might as well give them something to read while they’re staring. And I’ll for sure need to advertise my situation when I get my handicap parking sticker. 🙂
Suggestions?
It's not a bomb, it's just my hip replacement... 
My Left Hip
I think the title of your blog would make a great t-shirt
Hospital Gown: $30
Hospital Food: $500
Five Night Stay in Hospital: $1,000
Hip Replacement, on my way to being The Bionic Woman: Priceless
Just some thoughts.
Ooo I like those! Thanks! 🙂 Let me know if you think of any others!