they call me swellow yellowwww

My leg is so swollen, it’s pretty funny. My left knee cap is sort of just buried in swollen fatness. I can barely pull shorts over my left thigh. But let me say, my right thigh has never looked so thin!

I’m feeling a little better today. It might be related to the high quantities of strong pain killers I’m taking. Although I’m more willing the credit the healing powers of Vic’s cheddar cheese popcorn. I have consumed massive quantities of said popcorn over the last few days. The more I consume, the better I feel. Coincidence? I think not.