The last two days have been pretty rough. I’ve been having a lot of pain and some major hip cramps. I honestly didn’t know I could feel that awful.
Tuesday night they loaded me up with morphine, percocet, and oxycontin to try to control all of my pain. It worked, but holy goodness was I ever doped up. I couldn’t eat because I couldn’t stay awake long enough to eat! It was so weird. I can’t say I’ve ever fallen asleep trying to put jelly on toast or trying to get said toast into my mouth. I also could hardly speak. I remember some doctors/people coming in, but I have no clue what we talked about. I just know I was slurring. Attractive.
I haven’t showered since Tuesday, so I look very attractive. I’m sure you all wish you could see me right now!
Might get to go home today, but not sure. It’ll depend how I hold up today.
It's not a bomb, it's just my hip replacement... 
How’s therapy been?
Have you had to eat with any old people? 🙂
Hellll no! They asked me once or twice and Brad told them that wasn’t ever going to happen, so they stopped asking. 🙂
LOL!! So do you get to go home?
Enjoy all those drugs while you can.
I don’t like them, really! I hate feeling all loopy and out of it. I’d rather be more alert. I’m lame. lol