Well, thanks to my lovely friend, Jackie, I am starting a blog to document my journey through hip replacement in my 20s. My blog won’t be nearly as witty as hers (http://bloodpooptears.wordpress.com/) but I will try my best to be amusing, and to not spend too much time talking about Bengay, walkers, perms, caftans, or my cats.
I may, however, take up knitting.
It's not a bomb, it's just my hip replacement... 
don’t lie. you know you’re going to talk about your cats.
I should get some of those photo buttons with my cats’ photos and pin them on my caftan.